HE HAS THE BERRIES
Because some days I’m just a sad, shy, lethargic sloth with no backbone, but also I want to talk to someone?
see: my whole adult life
David Ford is playing in London the day after i leave the bloody country and that makes me want to cry!
All you have to do is tell him that it bothers you! If he doesn’t stop then I’d say it could be problematic! Good luck
Definitely problematic. My ex was like this, and he got worse over the years until eventually he totally destroyed my self esteem. In the end I lost all my friends, and the few who I reconnected with after we split up said that I wasn’t me when I was with him. All because he made ‘jokes’.
- A lot of people died and maybe the wrong people survived.
- Yeah, but we saved the world, right?
- We did. You did.
- OK, so, on balance…
- Yeah, that’s how you think, isn’t it?
Cross out what you’ve done:
I had piercings besides the ears
I want piercings besides the ears
I have a scar
I tan easily
I wish my hair was a different color
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
I want a tattoo
I can be self-conscious about my appearance
I have/had braces
I have more than two piercings
Disney movies still make me cry sometimes
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried
I’ve glued my hand to something
I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
I’ve had my pants rip in public
I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt
- I’ve gotten stitches
- I’ve broken or dislocated a bone
- I’ve had my tonsils removed
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed
I’ve had chicken pox
- I’ve been to Florida
I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day
I’ve been on a plane
- I’ve been to California
- I’ve been to Asia.
- I’ve been to Niagra Falls
- I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands
- I’ve been to the Caribbean
I’ve been to Europe
I’ve gotten lost in my city
I’ve seen a shooting star
I’ve wished on a shooting star
I’ve seen a meteor shower
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
I’ve slapped someone
I’ve kissed someone underwater
I’ve chugged something
- I’ve crashed a car
- I’ve been skiing
- I’ve been in a musical
- I’ve auditioned for something
I’ve been on stage
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue
I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
I’ve pranked someone
I’ve ridden in a taxi
Honesty / Crime
- I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
I’ve snuck out
I’ve lied about my whereabouts
I’ve cheated while playing a game
- I’ve been in a fist fight
- I’m afraid of dying
I hate funerals
I’ve seen someone/something die
Someone I know has attempted/committed suicide
- I own over 5 rap CD’s
- I’m obsessed with anime/manga
I collected comic books
I own a lot of makeup
- I own something from Pac Sun
- I own something from The Gap
I own something I got on E-Bay
- I own something from Abercrombie
I thrive on compliments
- I thrive on hate
I can sing low key
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
- I open up to others easily
I watch the news occasionally or always
I don’t like to kill bugs
I sing in the shower
- I’m a morning person
- I’m a sports fanatic
I twirl my hair
- I care about grammar
I love to spam friends
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well
I would wear pajamas to school
- I like Martha Stewart
I laugh at my own jokes
I eat fast food weekly
I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class
- I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room
I’m really ticklish
I like white chocolate
I bite/used to bite my nails
- I’m good at remembering names
- I’m good at remembering dates
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
- ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic
..have called me fat
- ..have said I’m skinny
- ..have said I’m ugly
..have said I’m pretty
..have spread rumors about me
- ..forced me to eat
- ..say I eat too much
..say I eat too little
- I’ve lost weight quickly
- I’ve gained weight quickly
- I’m at my thinnest
I’m at my biggest
- I’ve lost weight and kept it off
I’ve lost weight, but gained it back
My weight affects my mood
- I diet
- I’m vegan/vegetarian
- I excercise
- I’ve fainted from exhaustion
I’ve sworn at my parents
I’ve planned to run away from home before
I’ve run away from home
- I have a sibling less than one year old
- I want kids in the future
- I’ve had kids
- I’ve lost a child
- I’m engaged
- I’m married
- I’ve gone on a blind date
I have/had a friend with benefits
I miss someone right now
I have a fear of abandonment
- I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
I’m a cuddler
I’ve been kissed in the rain
I’ve hugged a stranger
I’ve kissed a stranger
I regularly drink
I can’t swallow pills
- I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point
I have/had anxiety problems.
I shut others out when I’m upset.
I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal
I have taken/take anti-depressants.
I’ve slept an entire day before
I’ve plotted revenge
Now before you all shout me down and tell me that I am wrong and that this theory makes zero sense, let me just point out a few things.
The whole theme of this season is fixing the mistakes the Doctor has made as well as the darker, more sinister side of the Doctor. The description taken from The TARDIS Data core states that “The Valeyard was, according to the Master, “an amalgamation of the darker side of the Doctor's nature”, taken from somewhere between his “twelfth and final incarnations”“ We are in between the Doctor’s twelfth and final incarnations (we always assumed that the thirteenth incarnation would be his last, but since The Time of The Doctor, we know that not to be true).
Let’s have a little look at the story of the Valeyard. Again, to the TARDIS Data Core we go!
"The Valeyard claimed that he was created during a period when the thirteenth incarnation of the Doctor was experimenting with ways to break the twelve-regeneration limit imposed on Time Lords by Rassilon. The Valeyard was created as a Time Tot on a mud planet orbiting Etarho. At the age of four the Valeyard was found wandering the mud swamps of the planet by a group of scavengers, who gave him something to eat. When they learned what race the Valeyard belonged to, the scavengers sent him to Gallifrey.
The Time Lords examined the Valeyard’s biodata and found that it was an exact match for that of the Doctor’s. Knowing that this meant that the Valeyard was a temporal anomaly, they sent the Valeyard to a Shadow House. In the Shadow House the Valeyard met a Time Lord who had been damaged due to temporal interventions by his future self and therefore had his regeneration permanently stuck in a paradox. The man told the Valeyard to study the science of regeneration, in order to gain revenge on the Time Lords for what they had done to every member of the Shadow House.
The Sixth Doctor believed that the Valeyard could have been lying about most of his story, but admitted that there had to have been some truth to it somewhere.”
What we must keep in mind while reading this:
- The Valeyard is almost certainly lying
Remember Rule 1: The Doctor Lies. And if the Valeyard is the Doctor then the Valeyard lies.
- Elements of Truth: the 12 regenerations
Series 8 is set right after the legendary thirteenth regeneration takes place, if the Valeyard is to ever show up in the modern series then this would be the golden window of opportunity, while the memory of the brand new regeneration cycle is fresh in our minds.
But let’s remember one more thing about that regeneration shall we?
The Doctor regenerated twice
Once on the clock tower and once in the TARDIS (before you all go and tell me that the Clock Tower was just a “reset”, remember David Tennant’s “reset”? He just put his face in his hands and managed to not blow up an entire planet.)
This is where this theory starts to sound a bit far-fetched, but stick with me, what if when the Doctor regenerated on the Clock Tower, he managed to create the Valeyard using the regeneration energy since that time he didn’t change his face.
But What Does all this have to do with Missy?
Well let’s look at her scarce scenes shall we?
- Deep Breath
She tells the Half-faced man that she likes the Doctor’s accent, and that “she might keep it.”. She. Not the Doctor. Assuming that the regenerations have split, she will have the ability to regenerate, meaning that she will keep her scottish accent if and when she regenerates.
- Into The Dalek
Nothing much to see here really, just her welcoming the soldier to “Heaven”.
- The Caretaker
The longest Missy scene of the series so far, again, not a lot to see. The giveaway Valeyard scene is Flatline
She says “Clara, My Clara. I have chosen well.”. Keep in mind that this was directly after the Doctor says that he has chosen well in letting Clara travel with him. “Clara, My Clara.” was a well known Matt Smith phrase (before the Valeyard was supposed created). It was repeated by Matt Smith no less than five times throughout his run. Moffat would not put those words in there unless he wanted the words to tie Missy to the Doctor in that way.
But the finale involves Cybermen, not Gallifrey. Why would the Valeyard be in league with the Cybermen?
Five words. Mr. Clever, Nightmare in Silver.
Mr. Clever was described by the Moff himself as “a darker, much more sinister cruel and cunning version of the Doctor.” does that description sound familiar?
One more part of Nightmare in Silver, The Doctor allowed the Cybermen access on his regeneration memories, he meant to frighten them off with the destructive power of regeneration, but what if they saw its uses? Such as restoration. When the Doctor destroyed Mr. Clever, what if he brought him back and Mr Clever regenerated, into Miss Clever.
One and before you go.
Miss Clever, Miss Clever, Miss C, Missy.
Now not so far fetched huh?
Okay I admit it, it’s still as far fetched as Gallifrey, but I wouldn’t put it past Moffat to create a storyline this complicated.
I like how you think.
Sebastian Stan in Talk Radio